Ok, so here's the short version, because it's been tooooooo long to give you the long version.
Nightmoves and
Ricky Haley are very nice people. Nightmoves had all kinds of stuff that made me go '?!' and it made all of us dance real crazy like, and possibly got Johnny Love into a fight that he would have won if I hadn't accidentally carried him away from what I thought was just another round of manly dance moves that look like a fight. Ricky was sure to have brought heat, but unfortunately, the CD players at Spider were set to DEEP FREEZE and so rejected his attempt to slay us ears-first. Sorry Ricky : ( But their California trip sounded suitably crazy, including all sorts of things who knows if they'd want me to share here that I can barely remember anyway. I hope to see them here or there again soon, and should you have the opportunity, you should as well. All that being said, the Monday night at Spider Club is no longer, as it proved to be too much work for all the too busy people involved. It was a fun two weeks though! Thanks,
Rony (whose site is now linked to the right, and which you should check out if you like looking at pretty pictures of people (pretty or otherwise interesting looking)!
Right now you're like, 'Fuck, man, this is the short version? What the fuck? Where's the songs?' Well, you know what? The links to the songs are a different color and they're very easy to scroll down to, so by all means go ahead if you could care less about all this.
I feel like there was something in between this and the next thing, but my brain is all mushy now so the next thing henceforth according to the record shall read, 'Then we went to Paris and had the best time of our lives.' Well, it was up there anyway. All the
Fluokids were incredible, and nice and wonderful and so cool that when they eventually make it over here, hearts will break.
Pharrell was the world's nicest p-i-m-p, and he greeted us thusly, "You're sooo New Rave!" But with a French accent. Jamie took it as a diss, I took it like the sort of thing an old/new friend says to break the ice. Either way, it's true, a lot of Frenchies wear black and we don't really wear black at all.
Tiva was there as well, and she is totally awesome and speaks five languages (I think?) and holds it down with ease. Met up with more cool people,
Holly (who is from our HQ's zipcode, and is a snap at the camera as well as a fun drinking buddy and person in general),
Idibi (rad dude, hip hop Fluo),
Guillaume (rad dude, Fluo PR) &
Bastien (amazing photographer whose work you probably already know from Fluokids) and drank whiskey in the Metro with them, walked passed MPs with M-16s who were completely unfazed by our antics. The French rule! We saw
Les Plasticines &
dATA at
Le Paris Paris, the hardest to get into basement dive bar you can possibly imagine. I managed to spend 300 Euros on alcohol. Oh well. You can look at pictures on Holly's
blog. Man, this is not a very short short version, maybe you should just skip ahead.
I'm sure you could guess that the
Ed Banger party was incredible. The space was on (near?) the Champs Elysees. The ceiling was dripping sweat. The
Ed Banger crew did what they do in very fine form, but to be honest, I was having so much fun in the
Fluo room, that I barely ventured in there. The set of the night had to be
Brodinski's, though. I'm sure you'll be hearing more about him soon.
He's an incredible DJ and his remix of Klaxons w/ Yuksek is really great.
Casper C and
Skull Juice both killed it.
Hianta was as cool and beautiful as expected, even if she was a little cruel to poor menthol smoking Jamie. It was darkly funny though.
I saw the Eiffel Tower out of the corner of my eye and kept walking for about twenty steps only to realize that I'd only paid the Eiffel Tower a passing glance. It was outside my frame of visibility by the time I realized it, and I couldn't really be bothered to walk back over to see it. Sorry, Eiffel Tower. Maybe next time.
Man... I don't know how much more I can write, to be perfectly honest. I feel like this is a slideshow and most of you have probably already skipped to the end, or even worse, just an overly detailed list of people and places. Anyway, Flash was hard because it was the same night we arrived back in the states, plus we've never sounded worse before. Oh well.
Switch was incredible. He's a very nice guy, and he plays things you'll probably never be able to buy and you may never hear anyone else play ever. My sister got kicked out of the venue because she's dumb.
Blow Up was great. Very hot. Jamie got glowstick juice all up in his mouth. Anne slapped the shit out of us and Dirty Dave. All in all, a fun night.
It's been a really fun few weeks. I'm kind of glad we're in a lull right now. It's given us time to regroup and be lazy and stuff (oops, i mean work on tracks and other productive things). Thank you very much to everyone who we've met recently, you're all fucking great.
I hope this hasn't come off as self congratulatory or anything. But you know how when you have to go visit your cousin (no, not like in
The Teenagers song) and you're like, 'awww man, my cousin is lame and he puts crayons in his nose and coughs on my face when we talk.' But then you go and it turns out your cousin is into awesome music and knows the best places to dance and the best food to get at 4 AM and basically just all the rad shit you'd have never found on your own? It's like that. When that happens, you have to express your gratitude fully.
Which brings us to a fork in the road. There's still a song coming, don't worry. But there's one more thing to go over before we get to that. We have invited a new kid to come and play on our interweb site with us. His name is Dirty Dave and he's the best. Best at what, you ask? Well, he's certainly one of the best at throwing parties in LA. He graduated from the Phoenix Peyote Institute of Partyharding and is now doing his doctorate in
Blow Up LA, along with Anne Lee. Only one question is off limits with Dave. Do NOT ask why they call him Dirty. Got that? Good. Otherwise, feel free to ask him about his mustache, or his former love of the Phoenix Suns, or what records he likes right now, or how he feels about, y'know, whatever. He is a senior fellow of the Acid Girls Trust. We have been vigilant in our lookout for fellows of the Trust, and Dave is the first. He is our esteemed colleague in techno. We are happy that he is willing to debase himself by posting here : ) , in this rank and moldy den of semi-frequent to wholly infrequent beat blogdom.
I promised you there would be music here. You probably think I'm a total prick for only posting one song after writing out the longest post ever made here. But dudes (and ladies), this song is pretty rich. You gotta let this one sit for a while before eating dessert. We have posted these guys before, in this same configuration. This is a different song and this remix is an altogether different thing for them. This is kind of like Soulwax's dub of Robbie Williams crossed with Audion's 'Mouth to Mouth'. It has the same kind of staircase incline of the Audion track, but with the tasteful epic-ness of the Soulwax track. It's an aural strobelight, speeding up and up until it's just a burst of white light. It does start off a bit uncertain on baby bird legs, kind of falling this way and that, until eventually it collects itself, staggered claps, swung hi-hats and misfired pixels, and propels forward toward the next track, challenging the selector to choose something worthy.
Keep an eye out for Blamma Blamma! and their new night, Neu Noise, at 93 Feet East in London. These kids are up to good things.
Headland -
Love Hate (Blamma Blamma! Morgasm remix)BlammaX2
SpaceHeadland
SpacePlease take some time out to look at some of the new links to the right. They're there to be clicked til they're sore.
And look, we know we haven't kept our promises thus far, but seriously, we're like, seriously, like, totally, like, going to try to post at least 1 track per week day. For a while. Til we run out. So come back. And to people who have sent us things, if we told you we would post them, we're about to : )
xxx
greg acid girls
p.s. i can't figure out how to change my post name thing to anything other than just acid girls, do i really have to make a different profile to do that?